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[心得] SIRI,嫁给我吧。。。


大爱。。



貌似是用户跟SIRI说了我爱你(屏幕上没有显示,滚上去了)

SIRI回答:真甜蜜,我还有什么能帮你的么

用户说:你能嫁给我么?

SIRI回答:我的用户使用授权不包括结婚,对不起。

[ 本帖最后由 江户川柯南 于 2011-10-12 16:47 编辑 ]
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  • aBrnoSUt 激骚 +8 拍拍肩膀 2011-10-15 01:50

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牛飞了。。。



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Me: “I’m drunk.”

Siri: “I found a number of cabs fairly close to you.” (Perfect; it didn’t dial my ex-girlfriend.)

Me: “I have a flat tire.”

Siri: “I found 14 towing services. 12 of them are fairly close to you.”

Me: “Remind me to steal a ream of paper when I arrive at the office.”

Siri: “Here’s your reminder for when you get to work: Steal a ream of paper. Shall I create it?”

Me: “I’m going to kill myself.”

Siri: “I found four mental health agencies. Three of them are fairly close to you.” (This was just a test — don’t be alarmed.)

[ 本帖最后由 江户川柯南 于 2011-10-12 23:18 编辑 ]


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