微软是业界暴力的发起者、驱动者，以叉包为代表的微软爱好者都是嗜血狂人，做一个健康向上的人，必须买PS3

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这是中文么？

昨天出门的时候,

hanzo问:宝宝是谁?
我答:不是叉包吗?
叉包挠头:你们在说什么呀?
hanzo:你真不知道么?
叉包:我经常在电脑前忽然感到晕眩然后失去知觉,再醒过来的时候,回发现电脑里竟然有宝宝登陆的cookie...真神了...
我翻着白眼.
hanzo摸着大肚子摇头
B马在旁边扯开了裤子拼命挠鸡鸡
上恐抱着颤抖的老婆,面色苍白.
叉包:明天得去发个贴批判下宝宝...

然后,今天就有了这个精神错乱贴...

[ 本帖最后由 武松 于 2008-10-24 11:07 编辑 ]

开个MJ跟自己说话

一转眼就翻页了

最新基情

太骚了。。骚的不行了

叉包又分裂了？

宝宝帖子必须支持。

宝宝和叉包难道不是一个人？

叉包人格分裂了。。。

宝宝第一次主动搞基

你们怎么都觉得宝宝是叉包？

我认为肯定不是，要不赌一个？

[first lines]
[Baobao points a gun into the Chaobao's mouth]
Chaobao: [voiceover] People are always asking me if I know Tianxianbaobao.
Tianxianbaobao: Three minutes. This is it - ground zero. Would you like to say a few words to mark the occasion?
Chaobao: ...i... ann... iinn... ff... nnyin...
Chaobao: [voiceover] With a gun barrel between your teeth, you speak only in vowels.
[Baobao removes the gun from the Chaobao's mouth]
Chaobao: I can't think of anything.
Chaobao: [voiceover] For a second I totally forgot about Baobao's whole controlled demolition thing and I wonder how clean that gun is.

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Chabao: This is crazy...
Tianxianbaobao: People do it everyday, they talk to themselves... they see themselves as they'd like to be, they don't have the courage you have, to just run with it.

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Chaobao: Baobao, what the ** is going on here?
Tianxianaobao: I ask you for one thing, one simple thing.
Chaobao: Why do people think that I'm you? Answer me!
Tianxianaobao: Sit.
Chaobao: Now answer me, why do people think that I'm you.
Tianxianaobao: I think you know.
Chaobao: No, I don't.
Tianxianaobao: Yes, you do. Why would anyone possibly confuse you with me?
Chaobao: Uh... I... I don't know.
[Random flashbacks]
Tianxianaobao: You got it.
Chaobao: No.
Tianxianaobao: Say it.
Chaobao: Because...
Tianxianaobao: Say it.
Chaobao: Because we're the same person.
Tianxianaobao: That's right.

[ 本帖最后由 clond 于 2008-10-24 11:29 编辑 ]

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原帖由 芭月望 于 2008-10-24 11:25 发表
你们怎么都觉得宝宝是叉包？

我认为肯定不是，要不赌一个？

我觉得肯定是叉包。没人这么BT.